BEER

I LOVE BEER. RIGHT NOW I AM DRINKING PEARL BEER. PEARL BEER IS SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE IT'S LIKE FINDING A FOUR LEAF CLOVER. THEY DON'T HAVE IT AT THE GAS STATION OR THE GROCERY STORES I GO TO SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE FANCY SPEC'S LIQUOR STORE DOWN THE STREET TO GET IT. IT'S LIKE A TREAT. TODAY IT'S MY TREAT BECAUSE I HAD A BAD DAY. SO I TREATED MYSELF BUT USUALLY. USUALLY I JUST GO TO THE GAS STATION OR MY CLOSEST GROCERY STORE AND BUY LONESTAR. I BUY IT IN CANNED FORM WHICH IS MY FAVORITE ESPECIALLY TALL BOYS. BUT I ALSO LIKE THE BOTTLE IF THEY DON'T HAVE CANS. BUT PEARL IS SO SPECIAL. NO WONDER THEY CALL IT PEARL. PEARLS ARE A SPECIAL SEA ROCK THAT GROW INSIDE CLAMS Y'ALL AND TO ME THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL. MORE SPECIAL THAN A DIAMON WHICH STARTS OFF AS A LUMP OF COAL. DO YOU EVER WONDER WHEN YOU ARE GRILLING IF YOU ARE ACCIDENTALLY PUTTING HIDDEN DIAMONDS IN THE GRILL? I SURE DON'T BUT  WILL THINK TWICE NEXT TIME. THE POINT IS, I LOVE PEARL. ATTATCHED YOU WILL FIND A PICTURE OF ME AND MY PEARL.